Kurt Vonnegut
said that if you stop looking at the heavens, and keep your eyes here on earth,
you’ll find there are six seasons, no matter what the solstices and equinoxes
and all those things I’m not quite clear on say. He’s close to right. I’m here
to add my own two seasons (while renaming his extra two seasons) giving us a nice
round infinity-on-its-side number of seasons: 8.
This is the
most bang for your buck available. Eight (count ‘em, eight) seasons.
Get ‘em while
they’re hot.
